No it's ok. I'm sorry if my temper seems short, but we can't do anything ranting on an internet forum, we just need to wait.
If I was measuring cells I would:
Get a piece of something thin that doesn't conduct electricity (Lexan maybe), put that on one end of the cell, measure with the verniers, and subtract the thickness of the insulator..... or
If the verniers are digital, while measuring the thickness of the insulator zero the reading, then measure the cell and insulator. The reading will the the size of the cell.
But thats just me
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