Great Report thanks Jimmy!
I think your problem is in the world of 1/8th you are not in the inner sanctum! give it time and they will introduce to the joining ritual, normally involves drinking unknown fluids, setting part of your body on fire and then pissing in an openly public way whilst singing jolly tunes. Also you need to smother yourself in nitro and shit till you smell like a nitro boy!! After that you will be more welcome!!
But right now your just a Geek!!!!!
BTW I did not make any of that up I have pictures of said ritual!!!!
Nearly always Involves Mick Cradock.