And I'll take great delight in making sure you are always in the worst heat, marshaled exclusively by blind paraplegic 4 year olds whilst every other driver has the driving skills of Jonny Nitro coupled with Basher Bains passing etiquette. Somehow your transponder (and yours alone) will miss about 50% of its laps. The computer will call you by comedy names and I'll be taunting you on the PA all meeting.
Remember when I'm in race control I AM THE LAW!
(and you have a bit of a problem with the law
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