Only 1 horse meat joke, so heres a few more:
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable.
Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything to go with my burger.
So I had a $5 bet each way !
Tesco quarter pounders: the affordable way to buy your daughter the
pony she always wanted.
I had some burgers from Tesco for dinner last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?
"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ...
AND THEY"RE OFF"
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse ...
Tesco are now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers
confuse barcodes for serving instructions.
A cow walks into a bar. Barman says "why the long face?"
Cow says "illegal ingredients, coming here to steal our jobs!"
I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great
horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging
a dead ... NO! NO NO NO!
Said to the Mrs "these Tesco burgers are giving me terrible trots".
To beef or not to beef ...
That is the equestrian.
Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is an anagram of ... SHERGAR BUM?
B&Q have stopped selling a particular type of wood flooring.....
....apparently it has lambinit
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