Little Tim has a real potty mouth. His parents have tried everything but he just swears all the time.
They decide that for every swear word they will replace a Christmas present with some dog poo.
Tim, amongst other things wants a new bike.
Christmas morning Tim wakes up, looks down to a pile of craps on his bed. Goes downstairs to more under the tree. He heads into the gArden expecting to see a bike under the tree and another massive pile there too.
Tim goes inside looking puzzled. His dad, with a grin on his face says "what did Santa fetch you son?"
Tim replies " I think he got me a puppy but I can't find the little b****rd"
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