Unfortunately, the french think there's only tarmac rally (some nice bodies):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izjMm4YWvXs
This is more like it though he could use some competition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mOYVoifGU
And finally, something to make you drool (who's going to be the the one to start a championship):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1xequGJEU