Here at oOple we are devastated to hear of Stuarts resignation. Particularly as the first we knew about it was an email from an interested applicant. Stuarts Buffoonary has provided us with many hours of entertainment and humour, whether he was aware of it or not.
When Stuart first joined the team there was no available post, he simply turned up on our doorstep one day and would not leave. On many occasions when Jimmy has been trying to take serious racing photos, Stuart would streak past the camera, pretend to urinate upon a sleeping racer, or place a platter of cheese upon the start grid of the national A final. It is most likely in fact, that Stuarts behaviour has brought this website into disrepute. Many times over.
As time progressed however we have warmed to his antics, and at times developed our method of delivering the best in racing news to your online doorsteps around Stuarts behaviour. His position will be a difficult one to fill, there is a requirement to be occasionally on the same wavelength, whilst at the same time being on another planet. Strange.
It is our suspicion that the weightlifting antics were simply a step too far for Stuart and that having another mans hand so close to his nether regions have changed him for good. We would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Mrs Carrington Stuart for any bizzarre changes that may have taken place since this event, and thank her for all her kindness and patience in recent years as she has loaned out her husband for the purpose of everyone elses laughter.
We wish Stuart and Carrington well in their new adventures on the weightlifting scene, particularly Stuart in his new role as a professional dumbell. LOL.
Just don't trump whilst you're up there
