(Stu is kidding about!
stop sending applications!)
We have an rare opportunity for a motivated person to play a part in our exciting online media business. The successful applicant will be motivated to make a knob of themselves to an audience of many like minded enthusiastic warriors.
The Person.
Will be willing to do petty much anything.
Must not be camera shy.
Ideally look a little bit odd.
The Role
Play the part of oOple stooge, for laughs, in race reports.
Be around, on call, to do mad shit on request.
Help promote oOple..com’s alternative edge.
Salary
Occasionally some free stuff may come your way.
If you are interested in this position please contact jimmy (at) oople dot com
Examples of work,
Reason for vacancy is retirement of previous employee.
LOL.