My Birds mum is a nightmare on the roads i will not get into a car with her although its probably the safest place to be. Its like an comedy film, she just leaves burning cars and pile ups in her wake while she drives on oblivious to it all.
i remember one time and the only time i was in the car with the poisoned dwarf and she had missed a turn off on a dual carraigeway in newcastle so i said just go up to the roundabout and come back down the other side, most people would move into the right hand lane and go round the inside of the round about, she went almost 360 degrees round in the outside lane of a 4 lane roundabout, there were people flashing, beeping ,abusing her etc. the woman is dangerous!!
When i pointed out she should have been in the inside lane she replied with i havent had an accident in this car yet
her last 5 had been written off though from people hitting her
