The latest weather statement:
Partly Winton showers and Clary spells, with occasional breaks of manliness. Should be racing, but with Nortonly wind, will actually feel a bit girly at times. Strong winds with gusts strong enough to remove previously well anchored moorings in the nether regions. Wrap up warm if spending time outside and most importantly grow some.
Source:
www.manoffice.com/kahunas/stopbeingagirl/you.pus