Man-Rules are quite clear on mid-life crises. There are only two acceptable solutions:
1 ) A Motorbike *
2 ) A Mistress **
Since you have no money, you can't really afford either. My advice therefore is to skip straight past this phase and into the post-midlife stage. Which means you should take up fishing!
* Rules state the motorbike must be absurdly powerful. A 50cc scooter is not acceptable. You can however choose between pretending to be a Hell's Angel on a Harley or a Power Ranger on a superbike - either is fine as long as you look ridiculous.
** Rules define a Mistress as a woman at most half your age - in your case no older than 22. This also sets the minimum legal age at which you can have a midlife crisis as 32 - any younger and the cops get involved.
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Yz4 - Yz2
DEX210 - Cobra 4210- DEX410
RC10 Team - Manta Ray - RC10T
Mini Trophy - Blizzard - Wheely King
Tz4 - GT24B
BMRCC
Emergency back-up race controller
(but only if nobody better is available)
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