Griff Griff Griff..... dont you realise you are Living The Dream ?!?
You are an inspiration for all male 40-somethings everywhere. We all have 'proper jobs'. Trust me, its not all its cracked up to be. And a lot of us dont have the mass of hair for having 'flowing curls', grey or not - keep them while you can ! Just stay as you are, the moment you start to 'grow up' youll be in check shirts and brogues before you realise it
Frankly half of o0ple would probably swap our lifestyle for yours straight away - im up for it, when can i start ?? Mow a lawn one afternoon a week ?? Game on...
Now, as your obviously having a mid-life crisis and ive been nice to you, can you let me pass you a couple of times tomorrow, or at least not lap me too much ?