well, its not blackmail, BUT
PLEEEEASE OOPLE decision makers, pick me pick me. I need a long weekend away from her indoors and as this is racing and she has no interest in it, I get away easily. Otherwise, I may have to take her away for the weekend instead as booked it out in the diary already..... Please dont MAKE me spend a weekend away with her, PLEASE!!!!!
Only the OOPLE Gods can make this happen. I pray to you oh great and masterful forum controllers! Please let me come racing for the weekend and maybe partake of a beer without fear of the wife moaning about something, everything and nothing. I promise i will be on my best ish behaviour and wont take thou name in vain, not once! Amen........