Jimmy,
After you ask them what thier favourite cheese is, afterwards say:
"you do realise it is really just 'gone off' milke, right?"
Other questions:
Trainers: White or Black?
What pets do you have?
What do you think is the best thing that has ever been invented?
What do you think is the worst thing that has ever been invented?
If you eat steak, how do you like it cooking?
What was your favourite toy as a child?
When was the last time you were sick after drinking alcohol?
Once you've released a chocolate hostage, do you wipe bottom to top (std way) or top to bottom (the Stu Evans way)?
Can't think of any more, but that's a few for you
I'm going to play at being a gypsie now......
G