Quite a bit of reaserarch has been conducted here over the past few years into what the optimum alcohol intake is just prior to starting a final at a meeting, not an obsession, more a ritual.
Zero = nervous over-reactions
1 Pint of average strength (not Stella) - Ideal jangle inhibitor
2 " " " " " - Reactions dulleed too much
3 " " " " " - May as well be totally pissed
1 bottle of WKD is, I'm told, about the correct ammount.
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