What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
A man rushes into his house and yells at his wife 'Brenda, pack ya things. I've just won the lottery,'
Brenda replies, 'shall I pack for warm weather or cold?'
'I don't care,' says the man, 'just as long as you're out of the house by noon,'
Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.
Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor