[DCM]

So, decided to buy a newer car to replace my ageing Voyager, so thought, sell the Voyager cheap, get shot of it and someone can have a cheap 7 seater, advertised it for £650, sold it to a Chav couple for £450 just to be gone.

So they drive off 10:30am yesterday morning, went shopping, went somewhere else, went for a drive and somehow ended up with a flat battery. So they phones me back up, a little miffed, so I offer (although I don't have to) to replace the battery, nope, they want their money back. They come to my house, shouting and swearing, calling me a con man, I done their disabled daughter out of a car etc, when they realise I am not giving their money back there and then, threaten violence and damage. So, I think, sod it, all that grief isn't worth such a small amount and offer to refund them, cause they are saying the alternator and battery are knackered.

They bring the car back today, I put the battery back on, car starts, 14v at the battery under load.... total retards should be banned from breeding...