Another work related one:
Whilst working in aberdeen i met this mad welshman he was a legend but he left after six months to work nearer to home, he called me up to say how things were going and was telling me about this 46 page document he had to fill in about himself and and convictions he had,and a day long interview about it , i said he will be fine but he told me he had 2 accounts of indecent exposure
When i asked how he said the first one was at a rugby game and he got his arse out with all his mates which i thought they probably wouldnt mind about,
but then the second came:
It was late into a saturday night after an all day session when he and his mates were at a chippy and the woman threw him out for what ever reason, so he decided to wait outside for his mates but had a bright idea to bang on the window to attract the womans attention get his little welshman out and shout "hey love why dont you batter this" his mates were in hysterics but the female copper stood beside him was less than impressed