Man I got a bunch!
1st off... Stoke mid west regional 2002 I think it was... I was marshalling and was in the middle of the track where it was necessary to have a seat. Well I was provided with a chest of drawers to sit on! an old rickety set of wooden draws... it was pourin down with rain, a car crashed so I went to get it... came back, plonked back down on this wooden chest of drawers and felt it rock back... there was the sound of a few snaps as the shelves broke and then the whole structure became a flat pack with me sat in the centre! JP was on the rostrum p*ssin himself, Mossy was in tears, doddy nearly passed out... I'm just gutted no-one filmed it I would love to see it back!
Talking of JP remember the rostrum steps at Stoke indoors dude? I know you hurt yourself and whatever but that wasn't the funniest part. I'll jackanory it for you all...
We're at a winter meetin indoors and usin this metal rostrum with narrow steps... me, mossy, doddy and bog are all stood at the bottom watching, and JP busts his car... moss picks it up and holds it up to him (now let this be a lesson to you for not wondering off the rostrum before race is over!) JP is lookin down at his stricken xx4 instead of looking at the steps... he proceeds to miss the top 1, fly into the air, do a perfect triple salco and land flat on his back right on the middle steps spralled out like jesus! Well we all do our very best to keep a straight face as we can see he's in some pain, when JP stands up and says "those stairs are f**kin dangerous!" well at this point we are all trying not to crease and we would have succeeded if it weren't for the sound of a screeching high pitched "ahhhhhhh haaa haaa haaaa!!! get over!!!" comin from Butch who is stood in the middle of the pits! well that was it... we all just let loose after that... sorry JP
Another time, again i was at the foot of the rostrum steps at an indoor meeting at dudley, and a young kid up at the top crashed and broke his car, turned round and headbutted the wall! that was genius.
also away from the track, I was at a little chef with scott whyman at holbeche 1 year, and whyman tried to steal a coke glass, he put it in the front pocket of his fleece, but coupled with his belly, he got wedged under the table as he was trying to get out from the corral... like a turtle on his back he was stuck... i wanted to help, but couldn't for my tears of laughter!
Yardy