I have a story about fake ones!!
Last summer during the world cup, i was in aberdeen in a bar after an england match, we got chatting to these girls who happened to work down the street at the lap dancers
Anyway we managed to get the 3 of them together for a photo, which turned into the middle one lifting her top and the other 2 covering a tit each with their hands, but my mate decided to run behing and pull the other 2 away and luckily i managed to get a cracking shot of this birds plastic norks.
My mate went on to pull her and take her back to his digs etc, but it was only later on in the evening when her mates were super drunk they let slip that she used to be a he
Naturally we didnt tell our mate from having his fun as i thought it would be better to see his face the next morning.
So the next morning he walked in all smug because he bagged a "stunner" so i dealt the poor fella the news to knock him down a peg or two.
I have never seen so much pain in someones face, then he went to the toilet to be very very sick