[TonyM]

You could be right Steve, I would need a surrogate marshal though. Ooooh, now there's a thought - perhaps I should put an add on Oople.

WANTED: SURROGATE MARSHAL

Mandatory Requirements
• Fit woman 25-35, preferably blonde, who knows that the answer to most questions is YES.
• Be quick on bending down and picking things up.
• Be skilled in masseur techniques, especially loosening up arthritic thumbs.
• Know the difference between metric and imperial tools.
• Likes a man who would rather oil his gears, rather than grease his balls.

Nice to Have’s
• Be willing to distract other drivers by wearing less, rather than more.
• Know more swear words than anyone else and have a full repost ready for any driver shouting MARSHAL!!!
• Be willing to arrive early and have the tent up and ready before I turn up.

I’m sure there is much more I can add to the list, but I think this gives me a good starter for 10.

Damn, I’ve just re-read this and realized it’s not very PC. Oh well, I guess I’d better not post the add after all.