While on holiday last week I met Elvis - it really was him, I knew it was 'cos it said so on his shoes, and he was singing, and he had a crown and stuff.
Who ever would have though that The King lives in Plymouth and rides around all do on a motability scooter.
Stu - "Are you really Elvis?"
Elvis - "Yeah".
Stu - "You'r ace"
Elvis - "Yeah - I know I am".
