[Si Coe]

I'd start with some standard 'keep off's, but in this day and age I reckon a few 'Enter at own risk' 'Injuries not the responsibility of BMMCC' 'Unsuitable for cycling' or just a plain and simply 'Chav scum, just 'cos you have no interest in anything because you are a pathetic loser don't come in here and trash our nice new track'


Also I suggest the following:

No Gypo's (that means you Johnny!)

Caution - Large Crack (in case Dave bends over and moons us again)

Dogging is prohibited (For Shanks)

Shouting at marshals will result in banning of club members from OOple!

And finally I think a 'Welcome to Bury Metro, please drive carefully (yeah right!)' sign......