I think you'd have a fit in my car
My girlfriend didn't recognise our car last time I washed it...
My vespa on the other hand is usually a bit cleaner than most
By the way, I reckon you might be the guy to ask. I have an old plastic topcase which used to be white (not paint) and is now a bit yellow from age and sun. Any idea what I coulduse on it to get it white-ish again?