G, your attempts to claim non pissedness (new word) will not pass Mrs Whittle's radar,
Slurring words
Blurry eyes
Demanding another lager
Pursuading everyone to have another lager
nicking "stealth" road signs
OH! and being told to behave by Mi Julie!!!
Never mind, we can have a re-match at Southport.
Stu currently holds the pissed world record at Southport for losing an expensive denim jacket on the track and never finding it again!
I am sure you can do better!
LOL
