Meanwhile back on planet earth........
well guys you'll be pleased to know that I have both my testicles intact, and managed to avoid the wedding!
Needless to say though I have been the receipient of a lot of drunken phonecalls though
A weird karma type thing happened though the minute she left the house....... I went for my usual morning crap, and ran out of bog roll. Not only in the toilet though, but the entire building. Not good. After searching for my usual replacement, her facewipes, I realised shes taken them to the wedding and there were only a couple of old ones left. I had to use actual paper.
Then I broke a plug and lost all power to the living room.
Maybe I shoulda gone lol.
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