I believe I got my current job because I told the Deputy Head on the interview panel that the data he so lovingly collected on pupil progress was a load of bollocks and meant nothing in the real world

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But its worse than that - I've been on a course all day today. As of September I'll also be involved in training new teachers for Manchester Uni too!
Did you get your job because of your stunning resemblance to the Michelin Man?

Dave seen changing tyres on his Loser..... Sorry I mean Lazer