Just reaached the travel lodge. So far we have covered 500 miles and not even made dover yet
> After a few directional issues, Dave 'motorkiller' Dodd has now been re-named, Dave 'ah shit I was supposed to take that one' Dodd.
Rob J has won the 'Golden Cock' Award for forgetting the passport, although it did make me and Dave sheepishly check ours the second he said it.....lol.
Got to be up in an hour and a half
Then we are going under the channel. Knowing our luck it will collapse or something.
Meanwhile, the occupants of shamcar1 are nicely tucked up in their room and have been for hours. An early wakeup call for them methinks......
Tomorrow we will press onwards to breach the French coast, we will liberate Calais first, and swiftly move on to the Belgian border after a brief party and celebration.
More things we have learnt so far....
Dave doesn't like, nor understand my Irish satnav lady
www.a1adultstore.com looks like a great sex shop, if only it was open untill 1am
sleep well tonight , brave men. For tomorrow we will press on into territory unknown....... some of us may not make it back to see loved ones, some of us may received terrible injuries in the line of battle (I have already cricked my neck from sleeping in the chuckle bus whilst Doddy seeming powerslides around motorway junction roundabouts) but we must fight hard for country and pride, and push onwards into hostile territory.
Peace out.
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