Now then you see, being ill does have its hidden advantages.
I now know that the linoleum in the bathroom at Tracy's house doesn't quite line up, also that the average house spider moves aproximatley 1 meter every 5.5 minutes. I also now know that Andrex bog roll is 2-ply and that the average roll length is 29.76 meters long.
Did you know that when forced to sit on the throne for more than 9 minutes your bum sticks to the plastic seat? and that the pot purri smelly things in the corner of the bathroom get overpowered by the smell of poo after about 4 minutes.
And finally, when suffering from the squits you notice how much your bum clentches together every time you cough or sneeze!!!
