Nothing majorly funny.
One day my mum was sticking soemthign together and she shouted upstairs ask can you bring me some tape. I replied what sort of tape. Any tape she said i dont care. So i took her a video Tape
Last night she asked me if i could bring her the gaviscon with a spoon up so i took her the gaviscon and a table spoon.
Driving along with my nan at night a few years back along a duel caridgeway I said o look that car infront has one of its lights out. (There wasnt a car i was just bored) She said what car. Me- that car infront. There is no car. She believed me for a little while then i told her.
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