the something factor and I lay in bed watching the Green Mile
First there's a cry for Maaaaaaam
then there's a thump or two on the floor
then the phone rings
my 16 year a**e of a son has just phoned her indoors from the throne to get him a loo roll
she tells him to stop wasting mobile phone calls that we pay for and to look in future
should have made him do with what little there was on the roll
that would hopefully teach him not to forget to replace it in future