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Originally Posted by Funkymojo
This is pure classic mate... 
The problem with the yanks is that they think America is the whole world...as for them being bright? Nah...They are the easiest to brainwash...that' why crappy buy it now tv ads works so well over there.. " Can't get your woman satisfied? Don't worry, now with the latest magic finger you can! Just make 3 easy payments of $9.99 and we'll throw in the magic tongue as well! " Only crap ads like this will work in the USA...oh and don't forget, Televangelism works over there too..cos most yanks are couch potatoes who likes fiddling around with their tv remote... |
O man, dont get me started on those Televangilists... You guys want a treat, check out some youtubes of Pentacostal services, they are way out there...
And we dont think America is the whole world. We know!
Alright, had enough fun for the day. Its time for me to go to Church, Watch some Nascar, Oppress some homosexuals, watch a tractor pull, and then make it just in time to drink some budweiser on the couch while ordering up Girls gone wild videos and while simultaneously eating Buffalo wings that are actually all legs that came from an Adobe hut right down the street from my local Tonk. ( and by all that I mean, hit the gym and then go club racing)