Some say that the breath from his left nostril can melt krytonite, others that the breath from his right nostril was used to clean up after the chernobyl disaster, all we know is that he is called the Jiiiiimmmmmeeeeeehhhhh!
Some say that one squirt of his sperm is so powerfull it would impregnate all the females in the world (without coming into contact with them) unless it is released into a lead lined box, others that he has on his bottom a small tatoo of a little shrew making a cup of tea for all his other shrew friends whilst being in the middle of a war against the rabits and tortoises who are attempting to take over the universe with thier fleet of starships that run on nothing more than a single hair from Jimmy's nether regions. All we know is that he is called the Jiiiiimmmmmeeeeeehhhhh!
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