Following on from the wind chimes thread, which, obviously are gay, I thought I'd get in quick. Here is my top 10 of items that are gay:
10: Straight in at 10 folks, "baaaaarrrrp chssssssshhhhh", yes, see that nipper in that cheap french hatchback coming down the road making a stupid whoosh noise when he lets off the gas..Thats right, at 10 its the dump valve, gay as ....
9: Number nine, now in its 3rd and most Jetson like incarnation is the Nissan Micra, horrible.............and gay.
8: Creeping in is this gem from all good (bad) market stalls. The hanging mini t-shirt in your rear windshield with a crap slogan and/or football team on it. Mini hanging t-shirts in the back of cars, gay. Remove yours now.
7: Stick on ears/mohicans on motorbike crash helmets. I can't say anymore than that.
6: men with ponytails, this aint the regency period anymore, lose it, it's gay.
5: Primary colour painted wooden fences, wtf
. you're an adult now. Bright blue fences are gay, sort it out.
4: as mentioned in "wind chimes", box' of tissues on car parcell shelves, we don't want to see that, put them in your glove box, it's gay.
3: Shiny track suits, eeuugh.
2: big sun glasses that women wear, the ones that also cover up their forehead. gay.
1: Still in there at number 1, Homosexuals, can't get more gayer than that.
Disclaimer:
If I've offended you in some way or another, it's nothing personal, just a bit of fun, but these items really are gay.