I just received and e-mail from Christiano Ronaldo - can anyone makes sense of it!
I'z been a-reading that ooopplle forum whatsit. I never 'eard of any of these peeps - they sound like a bunch of bulls in a ring, and need to have the spears and the knives. 'As them won anything? Does they need to see my medals? Is any of them manager of best football club in de World? Does they make £1m euros a month? I flick my hair gel in their general direction...
