Dunno lol.
You should be policemen.
My dad was over taking a boy racer up a hill that has this overtaking style lane. The boy racer suddenly thought we wanted a race or summat, and speeds up, and starts to pull into the over taking lane. We were nearly pushed into oncoming traffic, until my dad really put the boot down and peed on the boy racers citroen saxo. We got in front of him at the traffic lights, where my dad stopped, got out, and went up to the window, just as the boy racer is readying himself for a smack, my dad pulls out his police warrant card.
The look on his face was a picture



My dad give him a lecture


and we were off lol.