Couple of years ago in one of my art lessons i opened my gob tooooo wide

" ben you need to take more time with your drawings.." 'but sir i just.. well i think the lessons crap.. oh fuck i ACTUALLY didnt mean to say that' i went bright red and got sent out
" when you gonna get bigger boobs then"

thank god she took it as a joke
" it's all you expect from these pred drivers"