[Chrislong]

A friend of mines girlfriend said to me one day "Must check the oil in my car, the oil warning light has been on all week"

I went mad, told her the light comes on when pressure drops and she is lucky her engine hasn't seized. Her answer was "Well why do they call it a warning light? It is only warning me to top it up when I get round to it"

I basically told her to leave the car where it was, get a bus to Halfords or wherever they get oil from.