It was the musclyest (if thats a word) guy in the bar, and i thought it was one of our group drinking it when i shouted "what homo is drinking that: then i saw an arm as thick as my leg reach for it and northy's and jims face were a picture, the colour just drained from them, and i thought i have 2 ways to go here
1) i abuse him and make him laugh, possibly get battered.
2) say sorry, look like a cock and possibly get battered.
Luckily i chose option one, abused him and he shook my hand
Northy and jim then went to change their pants
