Stu wrote all of the above. Mad as a box of frogs with no tits to lick in the case of needing a tit to lick if it was a case that you would need a tit to lick, otherwise you would need a tit to suck. In which case there would be a tit to suck which was a big one, which is obviously better than a small one. Which is nice.
If you can't tell we've been to a beer festival, which was good.

< what is this? Is this donga when he's had a scabby bird?

< Is this Tom when he's split up with his nice lady?

< Is this Vermin when he realises he is gay?
Eh?
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