Right, lets sort this out -
I have sky, but not sky+ ---> I'm a tight arse
My parents and Julies parents don't want sky ---> They is old
I sometimes go racing and forget to set up the recorder to record the GP ---> I'm a retard
My parents and Julies parents want a new VCR each ---> To keep them happy
Little Ben needs a girlfriend ---> Or his balls will explode
I'm closer to 20 than you are Damo ---> But still can't remember it!
Was there anything else?
G