When I was a kid...
they gave thalidomide to mothers with morning sickness (youngsters, look it up on Wiki)
my cot was painted with lead-based paint...
my Dad's car had no seat belts, let alone an airbag or ABS...
the park had swings with chains, and stone floors...
there were only zebra crossings without any traffic lights...
there were only Routemaster buses with open-back platforms...
there were on cycle lanes...
there were no barriers on the central reservation of motorways...
...
I wonder how I ever made it this far without the Government and the EU to hold my hand...
