Ha nicked this of another site
The best engine in the world is
The fanny!
It takes any size piston,
is self lubricating,
starts with one finger and every four weeks does its own oil change!
Its just a pity the management system is so fu**ing temperamental!!!!
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
