Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.
Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Smiths
Didn't like you very much when I met you and now I like you even less
? The Wonderstuff
You're the one for me fatty
Morrissey
There are loads more, I was going to do an insulting CD for the restaurant but the wife vetoed the idea
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I also like
Now if you're bald it'll give you hair
If you've got straight trousers it'll give you flares
Medicine Show by Big Audio Dynamite