[gramey]

"There's no such thing..like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans" - Business - Eminem

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine - Darling Nikki - Prince

I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all - Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh

And this one that lead me to marry the wife -

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
- If You Wanna Be Happy - Rocky Sharp & The Replays version.