[ben]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna f*ck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's f*ckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from the casino in zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly,
And then I f*ckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!