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Originally Posted by Northy

Scott, what are you on about? You make no sense to me. Are you on the wakey bacey? We were having a sensible conversation.

Anyway, Stu is sat next to me eating the best cheese cracker he has ever eaten in his life.

I like the smell of hedgehogs. They is bling. If you are not aware, their head smells different to their bum. I'm more of a fan of the head end, but each to their own. Stu likes the bum end.

Once there was a man, he was very special. He had a spade. It was a nice spade. He could dig with it. It was good. One day he dug a hole, which was big. A tank drove into it one day. I liked that. Then a seagull flew over and pooed on the tank. It landed in the gun turret and jammed up the mechanisam, which was poor. I don't think it ever worked the same again, the poo was the reason.

If you intend to buy a bride from Tailand, make sure she can speak English, or at least is good in bed. If she can't ASDA might be pissed when she complains about the bleach leaking that you bought last week. Also, she may go off of her tits on a night out for no reason.

Here endth the first leson from G and Stu.............

G & S

I almost let out a little bit of wee laughing at that!