A large group of revellers were gathered around a table in Fred's local pub, watching something that was obviously fascinating. Keen to find out what was causing the commotion, Fred decided to go over and take a look.
On the table was a man no bigger than a foot tall, playing a miniature piano, whilst the appreciative onlookers threw coins into a pint pot held by what appeared to the tiny man's agent.
"That's amazing" though Fred and enquired to the agent where he discovered such a talented and unusual act.
"I was visited by a genie who granted me one wish, I got if from him"
Thinking this was quite an unusual thing to ask for, Fred then asked, "And what made you wish for that?"
The agent responded quite angrily, "You pillock, do you really think I wished for a 12" Pianist?"
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