One friday afternoon a carpenter is working away in his the workshop when a splinter of wood flies into his eye, he is gutted as its the works christmas party that night so his mates try to cheer him up by getting on the lathe and turning him a stunning new eye, he is chuffed!!
That night after a few pints he is on the dancefloor and his mate spots a girl with a wooden leg and they beckon her over as they see it as a match made in heaven.
They buy her a drink and the fella with the new eye says
"would you like a dance?"
"would i?" she replies
"F*ck off pegleg" he answers
