A man got pulled over for speeding and the police man asked "whats your occupation" the man replied, "im a rectum stretcher".
"Whats that", asked the copper.
"you put one finger in, then another, then an arm, so on and so on till its 6ft wide".
Copper asks "what do you do with a 6ft ar**hole"
Mans says
"give it a uniform and a f***ing speed gun"
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